September 2011
When girls say "I look like a bum today" →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Expectations:
Reality:
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That awkward moment when someone you know pops up...
Seriously? Some stranger on the internet reblogged someone I know (in artsy form) LOL.
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Girls Vs. Guys
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares.
When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it.
When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything.
But when two guys that are friends hold hands ….
When a girl says “Suck My Dick”…
If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”…
When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” …
If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
Good Night Tumblr.
I could really go for a nice, hot stack of pancakes right now. Or some baked Mac and Cheese.
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Let's Fix the National Debt: A 3-Step Process
ifsopleaseshowme:
it’s easy as one-two-three!
End the current occupations in Iraq and Afghanistan
Raise taxes on the rich, like by a lot
Wonder why we didn’t do these things sooner
And if we’re in really deep, we can add Step 4: Proceed to look at pictures of cats on the internet when we’re done
I’m skipping to Step 4.
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“Apparently I would have to pass a nationwide language test administered by the...”
– Harsha Seelam (who no longer wants to pursue an undergraduate education in China… and whose goal is now to live in Kenya and be African)
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I'm going to open a store next to forever 21 and... →
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“You said we’d meet again, but when we did, we might not recognize each other… I...”
– Roxas (via -zanarkand)
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I Wonder How Many People Go On My Blog And Choose...
Thanks For Visiting
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