When girls say "I look like a bum today" →
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That awkward moment when someone you know pops up...
Seriously? Some stranger on the internet reblogged someone I know (in artsy form) LOL.
Girls Vs. Guys
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares. When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it. When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything. But when two guys that are friends hold hands …. When a girl says “Suck My Dick”… If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”… When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” … If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
Good Night Tumblr.
I could really go for a nice, hot stack of pancakes right now. Or some baked Mac and Cheese.
Let's Fix the National Debt: A 3-Step Process
ifsopleaseshowme: it’s easy as one-two-three! End the current occupations in Iraq and Afghanistan Raise taxes on the rich, like by a lot Wonder why we didn’t do these things sooner And if we’re in really deep, we can add Step 4: Proceed to look at pictures of cats on the internet when we’re done I’m skipping to Step 4.
Apparently I would have to pass a nationwide language test administered by the...– Harsha Seelam (who no longer wants to pursue an undergraduate education in China… and whose goal is now to live in Kenya and be African)
I'm going to open a store next to forever 21 and... →
You said we’d meet again, but when we did, we might not recognize each other… I...– Roxas (via -zanarkand)
I Wonder How Many People Go On My Blog And Choose...
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